He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake,
He said my biscuits were too hard
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and
smacked the shit out of him...
Like his mother used to do.
Sunday, October 9, 2011
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
DEMOCRAT CRY BABIES
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it..
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it..
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Common Sense Dead at 100
An Obituary printed in the London Times - Interesting and sadly True!
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death; by his parents, Truth and Trust; by his wife, Discretion; by his daughter, Responsibility; and by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
I Know My Rights
I Want It Now
Someone Else Is To Blame
I'm A Victim
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death; by his parents, Truth and Trust; by his wife, Discretion; by his daughter, Responsibility; and by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
I Know My Rights
I Want It Now
Someone Else Is To Blame
I'm A Victim
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
Sunday, July 31, 2011
RECENT AP POLL - OBAMA FAILING
Do you support the full repeal of President Obama's healthcare plan Congress passed in 2010?
Yes, repeal it completely 539424(68%)
No, don’t repeal it at all 172036(21%)
No, repeal just parts of it 72285(9%)
Should Congress restore $500 billion in Medicare benefits for seniors that the Obama plan cut?
Yes, restore the Medicare benefits 625460(80%)
No, don't restore the Medicare benefits 147142(19%)
Do you support President Obama's desire to give 12 million illegal aliens amnesty and a path to citizenship?
Yes, I support Obama's amnesty plan 161232(20%)
No, I oppose it 618964(79%)
What do you believe Congress' top priority should be in 2011?
Cutting spending 438161(56%)
Cutting taxes 62665(8%)
Paying down the national debt 204768(26%)
Improving the nation's security 64047(8%)
Do you plan on voting to re-elect President Obama in 2012?
Yes, re-elect 196859(24%)
No, for another candidate 561245(71%)
Not sure right now 29849(3%)
Yes, repeal it completely 539424(68%)
No, don’t repeal it at all 172036(21%)
No, repeal just parts of it 72285(9%)
Should Congress restore $500 billion in Medicare benefits for seniors that the Obama plan cut?
Yes, restore the Medicare benefits 625460(80%)
No, don't restore the Medicare benefits 147142(19%)
Do you support President Obama's desire to give 12 million illegal aliens amnesty and a path to citizenship?
Yes, I support Obama's amnesty plan 161232(20%)
No, I oppose it 618964(79%)
What do you believe Congress' top priority should be in 2011?
Cutting spending 438161(56%)
Cutting taxes 62665(8%)
Paying down the national debt 204768(26%)
Improving the nation's security 64047(8%)
Do you plan on voting to re-elect President Obama in 2012?
Yes, re-elect 196859(24%)
No, for another candidate 561245(71%)
Not sure right now 29849(3%)
Friday, July 15, 2011
Black Hurricanes
just when you think you have heard all of the stupid things that are
going on in the US -- this comes along...
Black hurricanes....
Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet
something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would
be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston ), reportedly complained that
the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names.
She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture
such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaquille, and Jamal. I am NOT
making this up!
She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in
'language' that street people can understand because one of the
problems that happened in New Orleans was, that black people
couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the
racially biased language of the weather report.
I guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow
at 140+ MPH, that's too hard to understand
I can hear it now: A weatherman in New Orleans says...
Wazzup, mutha-f****as! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo azz
like Leroy on a rocket!
This foolishness has got to stop. America is a melding pot of all races and religions and this is WASTED ENERGY. Let's focus on fixing America Ms. Lee of Houston, or step down from serving this great country. The last 5 years have shown us an eroding of relationships in America. One would think that the Obama Administration would unite the Country, not tear it apart as he and George Soros are trying to do...........
going on in the US -- this comes along...
Black hurricanes....
Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet
something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would
be Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston ), reportedly complained that
the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names.
She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture
such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaquille, and Jamal. I am NOT
making this up!
She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in
'language' that street people can understand because one of the
problems that happened in New Orleans was, that black people
couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the
racially biased language of the weather report.
I guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow
at 140+ MPH, that's too hard to understand
I can hear it now: A weatherman in New Orleans says...
Wazzup, mutha-f****as! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo azz
like Leroy on a rocket!
This foolishness has got to stop. America is a melding pot of all races and religions and this is WASTED ENERGY. Let's focus on fixing America Ms. Lee of Houston, or step down from serving this great country. The last 5 years have shown us an eroding of relationships in America. One would think that the Obama Administration would unite the Country, not tear it apart as he and George Soros are trying to do...........
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Balance the Budget
While I might want to take credit for the comments below - I cannot. Written by gentleman that is not a friend of TBO.
A typical article brought to you by the liberal-leaning, Democrat-owned, socialistically one sided TBO executives and owners. The Oblowsoturd administration, supported by a number of RINOs, are continuing to gain traction – if we let them. No compromise on the debt reduction and no new taxes. The Oblowsoturd has proven that he can spend OPM (other People’s Money) and drive us further to the brink of destruction. Here is the plan to balance the budget:
All US troops out of other countries. They should stand on their own or fight their own battles.
Oust the United Nations and convert the building to condos.
No aid to any foreign nation. Stand on your own dinner.
Cut all entitlement programs, except for SS and Medicare (they WORKED FOR IT) by 75%.
No funding to Planned Parenthood, NAACP, CAIR, and all other left-wing fringe radicals.
Tariffs on ALL imported goods.
Sell corn and wheat at the same price as a barrel of oil.
Disband EPA, FDA and all others that stifle America’s growth.
Deport all illegal’s ASAP and treat them as enemy combatants.
OK, now watch out for the liberal bashing Demotards. How about a return to what made this country great….hard work, new products and services and the best that the world has to offer. Get the slags and slackers off the hind teat and back to work!!
A typical article brought to you by the liberal-leaning, Democrat-owned, socialistically one sided TBO executives and owners. The Oblowsoturd administration, supported by a number of RINOs, are continuing to gain traction – if we let them. No compromise on the debt reduction and no new taxes. The Oblowsoturd has proven that he can spend OPM (other People’s Money) and drive us further to the brink of destruction. Here is the plan to balance the budget:
All US troops out of other countries. They should stand on their own or fight their own battles.
Oust the United Nations and convert the building to condos.
No aid to any foreign nation. Stand on your own dinner.
Cut all entitlement programs, except for SS and Medicare (they WORKED FOR IT) by 75%.
No funding to Planned Parenthood, NAACP, CAIR, and all other left-wing fringe radicals.
Tariffs on ALL imported goods.
Sell corn and wheat at the same price as a barrel of oil.
Disband EPA, FDA and all others that stifle America’s growth.
Deport all illegal’s ASAP and treat them as enemy combatants.
OK, now watch out for the liberal bashing Demotards. How about a return to what made this country great….hard work, new products and services and the best that the world has to offer. Get the slags and slackers off the hind teat and back to work!!
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Burzynski, the Movie
Burzynski, the Movie is the story of a medical doctor and Ph.D biochemist named Dr. Stanislaw Burzynski who won the largest, and possibly the most convoluted and intriguing legal battle against the Food and Drug Administration in American history.
In the 1970’s, Dr. Burzynski made a remarkable discovery that threatened to change the face of cancer treatment forever. His non-toxic gene-targeted cancer medicine could have helped save millions of lives over the last two decades had his discovery not been criminally suppressed by the US government, as his therapy, called “antineoplastons,” have been shown to effectively help cure some of the most “incurable” forms of terminal cancer.
This documentary takes you through the treacherous 14-year journey Dr. Burzynski and his patients have had to endure in order to finally obtain FDA-approved clinical trials of antineoplastons.
His story is yet another testament that fact can be far stranger than fiction, as the film exposes the powerful, unscrupulous forces that work to maintain the status quo of the medical- and pharmaceutical industry at any cost—including the lives of millions of people.
In the 1970’s, Dr. Burzynski made a remarkable discovery that threatened to change the face of cancer treatment forever. His non-toxic gene-targeted cancer medicine could have helped save millions of lives over the last two decades had his discovery not been criminally suppressed by the US government, as his therapy, called “antineoplastons,” have been shown to effectively help cure some of the most “incurable” forms of terminal cancer.
This documentary takes you through the treacherous 14-year journey Dr. Burzynski and his patients have had to endure in order to finally obtain FDA-approved clinical trials of antineoplastons.
His story is yet another testament that fact can be far stranger than fiction, as the film exposes the powerful, unscrupulous forces that work to maintain the status quo of the medical- and pharmaceutical industry at any cost—including the lives of millions of people.
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